Since the beginning of time, women have always had what is believed to be "traditional"
places to find a man. A bar. A club.
Church. Sporting events. The gym. Iceland.
And while all of these "traditional" locations generally prove
to produce positive results, there is a deep secret that not many in our modern society
know. It is a method that has been
proven so successful- it has been kept on the down-low for centuries. However, I am here today to reveal this secret. Are you ready for it?
If you want to catch a man... you must dig a hole.
Yes, I said a hole.
What kind of hole?
Most any hole will do, however, it has been determined that the
larger and more complex your hole, the better your luck. Additionally, your success in catching a man will not only depend on
the magnitude of this hole, but the location as well.
Sound crazy?
Perhaps. So crazy, in fact, it
works.
Observe: Any time
there is a hole, one can be guaranteed to spot men congregating. It is true. No one is quite sure why this phenomenon happens. Many scientific studies have been performed
to determine the cause. However,
when it comes down to it- the answer is simple.
Men are drawn to holes. Men
cannot resist investigating a hole. A
hole is the perfect location for a socializing affair.
In many cases one man will be observed digging the hole, while
other men randomly stand by and watch. In their
minds they are working just as hard as the digger- by keeping him entertained,
and every so often throwing out helpful suggestions to the man digging.
And so to my single lady readers- you now know what you need
to do. Find a busy location in which men
frequently pass. Begin digging a
hole. Give it some time, and before you know it, I guarantee men will
come. Though I cannot promise you that
the men that come will necessarily be your dream men, or that you will not be
arrested, but you will, in fact, meet a man. Or several.
Happy digging. And if it so happens that you meet the man of your dreams, well a simple thank you is all that I need. Or thank you diamonds. Diamonds are always a good way to show your appreciation.
