There
are three things in life that really bring out my awkward side.
1.
Silence.
I feel the need to fill it.
2.
Elevator
rides- usually because of the silence.
3.
Having
my picture taken. I was not blessed with
the photogenic attribute. Not even a
little.
I
write because I love to tell stories and I’m not a good public speaker. I write because I’m not photogenic. So it really threw me for a loop when I was
“strongly recommend” to provide a picture and bio for my book and the
publishing website. Ugggh.
I
begged my sister to help me out, as she is building her photography
company. (Studio 308) We both knew it wasn’t going to
be easy. One does not simply sit for a
picture, and not get awkward. I felt the
need to talk back to the camera, hoping it would project a ‘friendlier’
face. “Hello! Oh, I would love to have lunch with you! Chipotle?
How did you know? I agree, hormone-free range chicken
is the way to go!” Talking to the
camera did not end up helping. In the
end, I just ended up with more awkward pictures.
You can imagine my relief when the idea for my book cover photo shoot this past
Saturday was to be ‘shot’ from behind. Oh thank god, we don’t have to work with my
face. Anna, my other photographer
and best friend was also relieved- as she knows all too well that I am
“photo-challenged.” http://annaliseriley.zenfolio.com/
So
this past Saturday, four of my good friends that I served with in the Navy and I
lined up in flight suits at parade rest.
We looked on as if we were gazing out into space at the great unknown- imagining
this secret aircraft to be photo-shopped in the future as flying by. As we stood there, it was silent. And we were being photographed. Naturally, I could not just stay silent.
“Thank
you so much for coming today," I began chatting as Anna clicked on. "I really
appreciate your help on an early Saturday morning. So how’s
everything? How are the kids? Any plans for Halloween? You must be retiring soon! What are your plans after retirement? I can’t believe it’s been that long…” This went on and on- for as long as the photo
shoot did. Then we would move to another
place to find better lighting, and the mostly one-way conversation began all
over again.
Finally,
when it was all done, I believe everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief. It was over.
We got the shot. And I could finally
stop talking.
“Happy
Halloween!!” I called out and waved as
the grown men drove away. Yes, I’m so
awkward. But in the end, thanks to an
amazing photographer, we nailed the shot.
So awkward or not, my cover for my novel is done!
Whoo-hoo! We are so close to the
final printing phase I can taste it. And
I could not be more excited and/or in disbelief that this moment is so
near.
I cannot release the book cover just yet, as it is not quite complete. However I'll post my not-as-awkward photo that we ended up using for the bio. (found at https://tactical16.com/) I labeled it in the "Not Horrible" folder. And thank you Liz and Anna for putting up with me always.
Photo Credits Studio 308
https://www.facebook.com/studio308photo/?fref=ts
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you are so photogenic! what are you thinking?? -Tiffany
ReplyDeleteOh thank you. You are too kind. But you wrong. I just dispose of the thousands of bad pictures. ;)
Deleteriiiiight :p -Tiffany
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